Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice.
What did you name the other one?"
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."