Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
One that never misses a period.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?
A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home.
Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn."
Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?"
The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."