Joke #3136

How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"

Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.