Joke #3136

How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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