How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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