Joke #3136

How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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