How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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