Joke #3136

How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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