How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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