How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.