How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.