How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.