How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.