How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...