Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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