Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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