Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!