Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!