Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"