Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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