Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.