Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
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Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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