Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.