What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
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Who's there?
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Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
This french guy he wants to learn English.
So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off".
Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra".
Then he goes to the hospital "baby"
So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!