Joke #3221

What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Vote:
has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation. The young son came back to the tent and said, "Wow, Mom! You should see some of those girls. They've got these HUGE..." "Yes, well," his mother sniffs. "The larger they are, the dumber the woman." Next day the boy comes back to the tent again. "You wouldn't believe some of the guys out there. They have these HUGE..." "Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man." "Really?" the boy said, frowning with puzzlement. "We might be in trouble, Mom." "Why, honey?" "Because Dad's out there talking to a really stupid girl, and he's getting dumber by the minute."
Vote:
has 83.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Vote:
has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: holiday, men
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Vote:
has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Vote:
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company." The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
Vote:
has 77.95 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dad, hospital, men, nurse, wife