Joke #3495

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.