Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.