Joke #3495

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."