Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.