Joke #3495

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.