Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.