Joke #3495

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.