Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!