Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.