Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.