Joke #5025

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.