Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.