Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.