Joke #5025

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.