Joke #5025

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.