Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.