I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
