What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
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One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor askes her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."
"The bastard called again"
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest.
They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives.
The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky.
The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it.
After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently.
The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes.
After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!"
All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?"
"Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see!"
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.