What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
