Blonde Logic
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
What a year! 
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said "Wet Floor."
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor.
"Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.