Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!