Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.