Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.