Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.