Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.