Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.