Joke #4376

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.