Joke #4376

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.