Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!