Joke #4376

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.