Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.