Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.