She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A sharp pain in the ass.
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.
A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex?
Girl: A threesome.
Boy: What's it called when two people have sex?
Girl: A twosome.
Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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