Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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