Joke #3952

Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.

I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.