Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
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She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
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The woman was mystified.
She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course.
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