Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep!
So do you abuse me in your sleep!
Football Player: Coach, It is just not true!
Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!