Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."
The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep!
So do you abuse me in your sleep!
Football Player: Coach, It is just not true!
Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Football player: Coach, It is untrue that I was sleeping!