Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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Bill and Earl are out playing golf.
They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing.
Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Our new midfielder cost ten million.
I call him our wonder player.
How come?
Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
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