Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream?
Aston Vanilla.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there."
Bobby: "No probs, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."