Joke #4028

I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.

She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly. He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."

Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.

The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me. So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.

How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.

Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.

My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.

When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.

Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.