Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!
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Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’
The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’
‘It is,’ agrees the old man.
‘That’s why I want it lower.’
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$.
He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally.
As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!"
Sally scoots out of the room.
Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again.
"What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!"
Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"