Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.