Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.