Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.