Joke #4168

Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

One day in class, the teacher says: "Joe, 'I read, you read' what tense is that?" "Simple Lost tense!"
Vote: has 66.38 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school, teacher
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
Vote: has 66.01 % from 200 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
Vote: has 45.82 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school
Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? A: They get their masters.
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, dog, school
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, asshole?”
Vote: has 41.82 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: school