Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!