Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!