Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.