Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.