Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.