Joke #4413

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.