Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.