Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.