Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.