Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...