Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".