Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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