Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.