Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.