Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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