Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.