Joke #4416

What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
Vote:
has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Vote:
has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
Vote:
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.” “Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.” A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!” “I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!” “That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!
Vote:
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
Vote:
has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
Vote:
has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly