What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
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A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.
But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam.
Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin.
Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her.
"I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away.
When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go.
"Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.