Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before."
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have that's me!"
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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish.
Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
How do you kill a blonde with one arm?
You wave to her.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car.
She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.