Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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Two men are having a drink together.
One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married.
What about you?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the other.
‘What was her maiden name?’
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
Why do men like having sex with the lights on?
It makes it easier to put a name to the face.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.