They said the baby looked like me.
Until they turned him the right way up.
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
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A small voice from the back of the room rang out,
“And there’s the teacher; she’s still old, nasty, and wrinkled”
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"Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!"
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Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper.
He went near little Jonny and told him: "My dear it would better to say: the office door is open."
Next day when the teacher entered the class, unfortunately, his zipper was again open!
Little Jonny loudly shouted: "Not only the office door is open but also the teacher is at the door and two small students are beside him."
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