Joke #4475

They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.
Vote:
has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, priest
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
Vote:
has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: driving, kids, money
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Vote:
has 62.78 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, love
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.  "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy.  After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"  The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."  The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."  The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."  The preacher said, I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."  The little boy looked at him happily and said, "You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya!"
Vote:
has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: kids, priest
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… "Now she knows."
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Vote:
has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
Vote:
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids