Joke #459

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.