Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.