Joke #459

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.