Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.