Joke #459

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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