Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!