Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.