Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!