Joke #459

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.

Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.