Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.