Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.