Joke #4614

Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.