Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.