Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.