Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!