Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!