Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
