Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.