Joke #5087

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.