Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.