Joke #5087

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.