Joke #4697

My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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