What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.