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What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
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Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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