What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.
One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
Men and women can be friends without any sex involved.
It's called marriage.
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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