What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it?
He said he'd offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16.
She agreed.
The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.