What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.
One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.
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Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.