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Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Three statisticians go out hunting together.
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots.
The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts out "We got him!"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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