Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
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Helium doesn't react.