Joke #4733

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
Vote: has 49.76 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
Vote: has 25.81 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, phone, women
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
Vote: has 88.60 % from 278 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, women
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Vote: has 54.45 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, women
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Vote: has 57.03 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: time, women
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The sheik explains, "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock."
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, food, life, money, women
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: music, women
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, women