I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”
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"Yeah, for sure..."
"And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride.
The woman thanked her and got in the car.
After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag.
The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.