Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.