Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.