Joke #4795

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.