Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.