Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.