Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.