Joke #4795

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.