Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.