Joke #4795

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."