Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!