Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.