Joke #4804

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.