Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.