Joke #4804

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.