Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.