Joke #4804

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.