Joke #4804

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.