Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.