Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.