Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.