Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.