Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!