Joke #4815

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.