Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.