Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.