Joke #4818

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."