Joke #4818

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Vote:
has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Vote:
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Vote:
has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote:
has 71.74 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Vote:
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama