Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.