Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.