Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are".
Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover.
George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground".
So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?"
The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air".
George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer".
And Harry says "How can you tell?".
George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless".
That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about George and Harry:
They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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