Joke #4982

Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Vote: has 58.93 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Vote: has 50.29 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Vote: has 48.60 % from 539 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Vote: has 63.07 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Vote: has 78.21 % from 241 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
Vote: has 70.50 % from 389 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, "4." Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, "4.0" Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, "What do you want it to be?"
Vote: has 76.53 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, math
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
Vote: has 58.65 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, math
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
Vote: has 69.29 % from 201 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Vote: has 49.25 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math