Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths.
"I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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