A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question - to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well - but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. "Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" "That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." "No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!"
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.