Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice.
What did you name the other one?"
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.
"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?"
And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay, I got the license plate number!"
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never met!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.