Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, "Yes. No. Yes. No."
I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask, "Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?" And the blonde says, "Because im trying to commit suicide." I ask, "why don't you just tie it around your neck?" She says, "I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.