Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.