Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.