Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go.
The brunette said she would like to go to Mars.
The redhead said she would like to go to Venus.
The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun.
"But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.