Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you?
"Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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