Joke #836

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."

Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.