Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."