Joke #836

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think..." "POOF!"

How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.