Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator.
A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground.
Who picks it up?
A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!