Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.
The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.
He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.
The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway.
She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing.
After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”
A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter.
After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs."
Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone."
The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"