Joke #836

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
Vote:
has 69.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Vote:
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Vote:
has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Vote:
has 73.44 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
Vote:
has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, soccer
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde