Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Vote:
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.