Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor.
"Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant."
The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?"
She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"
The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper