Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
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they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it?
A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present.
When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video.
He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video.
On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k.
He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough.
Then she turns to the camera.
"Oh, hello, I want a divorce."