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Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives. Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?" Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M." Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that." "Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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